South City Christmas

from South City Christmas by Ben Diesel

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I think Santa smoked my weed
He didn't take the cookies
Or the reindeer feed
No he just smoked my weed

I think Santa drank my rye
The glass of milk is full
But the bottle's bone dry
I think Santa drank my rye

Oh saint Nick, please tell me true
What exactly did I do
Leave me stockings full of coal
But please don't take my yuletide bowl

I think Santa took my cat
The bowl has been full for days
I don't know where she's at
I think Santa took my cat

I think Santa robbed me blind
Folks said stay out of the city
Guess I'll listen next time
I think Santa robbed me blind

Oh saint Nick, please tell me true
What exactly did I do
Leave me stockings full of coal
But please don't take my yuletide bowl

I think Santa swiped my car
I called my insurance
Didn't get very far
I think Santa swiped my car

At least all he took was stuff
I’ve got what’s left of my health
Friends and family I love
Never forget, it’s just stuff

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from South City Christmas, released December 11, 2018

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